Thursday, September 23, 2010

True confessions...part deux...


Ok, I'm about to get REALLY personal here...
I mean, you just MAY be sorry that you read this post...
When it's done, you may even think: WOW i know WAY too much information about Tatiana.
Why would someone post such a thing for anyone to read?

You still there?
B/c consider yourself FULLY warned... it is not to late to close out the screen and move on to another, less personal blog...
But for those of you who dare or care to read on i will have you know that:

I AM MAJORLY PMSING RIGHT NOW

I don't apologize for writing it. It was your choice to read on. For those of you who don't understand, a definition might suffice:
Premenstrual Syndrome: PMS is a disorder characterized by a set of hormonal changes that trigger disruptive symptoms in a significant number of women for up to two weeks prior to menstruation. Of the estimated 40 million suffers, more than 5 million require medical treatment for marked mood and behavioral changes. Often symptoms tend to taper off with menstruation and women remain symptom-free until the two weeks or so prior to the next menstrual period. These regularly recurring symptoms from ovulation until menses typify PMS, premenstrual syndrome.

I am currently not on medical treatment...but i sure as heck am thinking about it! Upon telling my mom that i feel like a psycopath today she said: "Poor Tezar" to which i replied: "Tezar?! poor Tezar?! at least he can ESCAPE me! I can't get away from myself!!"

It's a problem... it's real... and i wrote a haiku about it:

Waking up dreary
Emotions make me weary
Why does Tez fear me?

This woman I am
My look could kill an orphan
Please get me morphene!

And choclate! and some coffee!
you just may be so sorry
I know not what i do!

Maybe not my best work, but then again a sympton of PMS is not thinking clearly...
sigh...

i have nothing more to say
Lord help me through this day....

No comments:

Post a Comment